Dear John...

Oh, just lk at his eyes!  Now there's a real man.  Can you tell what he's thinking?  Better yet, would you elect this man to be your president??
Thanks to Lisa Jo Druck, you don't have to make that choice.  She met the raised-brow dude in a bar, where she pitched making a campaign film to help him garner a Pennsylvania Avenue address in 2008.  Hmmm.  Must have been quite a pitch!  She REceived a job offer, and CONceived Mr. Brow's daughter.  Oh, and ya, somewhere between her birth and her daughter's conception, she changed her name to Rielle.  That's Rielle Hunter.  I wonder what she was hunting?  Presidential candidates?
It's hard to have even the slightest sympathy for this Dear John.  Edwards had a lovely wife, Elizabeth, attorney, health-care activist, best selling author, chief policy advisor, and mother of his four (legitimate) children.  Diagnosed with breast cancer on the day John Kerry and her husband conceded defeat in the 2004 presidential election, Elizabeth went on to fight her disease and the ignominy of her husband's disgrace with panache, until her death in 2010.   
Dear John, lower your brow, and GO AWAY!